Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

"Then you can be some kind of weird raccoon duck hybrid"

[Mia]

"And you'd be like, ooh, I found bread in this trash can!"

[Mia]

"Cause ducks like trash cans and raccoons like bread"

[Mia]

"Wait, I think I got those backwards"

[Mia]

"Why isn't Mia stepping in and telling me to stop?"

[Mia]

Because it's amusing to watch you befuddle your words.

[Mia]

"You're a real piece of work, you know that"

[Mia]

All work and no play makes Mia something something.

[Mia]

Go crazy? Don't mind if I do!

[Mia]

A parallelogram is a shape with opposite sides that are parallel and have the same length

[Mia]

Almost the end of the page again =)

[Mia]

That's a great filler post if I do say so myself

[Mia]

That's like a marshmallow filling, that's how great it is

[Mia]

I haven't had marshmallow anything in so long

[Mia]

Now that we've reached a new page, I'd like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty

[Mia]

If you call right now, I'll triple the offer! Just pay separate shipping and handling

[Mia]

Just call 555-USUK now and we'll throw in a free hat!

[Mia]

Nothing will happen if you call that, it's a fake phone number

[Mia]

Anything starting with 555 is a phony! A big fat phony!

[Mia]

I joined JV2 over 5 years ago