Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

Why must I be so lazy, why can't I be more like Maxwell the Raccoon?

[Mia]

I have to imagine he has his whole life under control

[Mia]

This stream has a lot of screaming and laughing

[Mia]

You know, anyone can feel free to chime in at any point

[Mia]

This isn't my own personal diary

[Mia]

Or maybe it is judging on the top posters of this thread

[Mia]

I almost have 10 times more than the next highest person

[Mia]

Not like it's a competition or anything

[Mia]

If it was though, I would be the winner lemao

[Mia]

Hey look, it's almost the end of the page again

[Mia]

It took me over 100 posts in to mention the start or end of a page

[Mia]

Talking about the start and end of a page is good for filling 2 of the 20 posts per page

[Mia]

It's the other 18 posts of the page that are a bit more tricky

[Mia]

It's another new fantabulous page brought to you buy Mia's inane ramblings

[Mia]

Imagine if someone came in right now and started chatting with me

[Mia]

And they were like "Haha, your mall story was so funny and interesting"

[Mia]

"And you're so funny and interesting and I own a book publishing company"

[Mia]

"And I will turn all of your ramblings into a book and sell a million copies"

[Mia]

"And when you have a million dollars you'll finally know what it's like to be Maxwell the Raccoon"

[Mia]

"Then you can jump into a room of gold coins like Scrooge McDuck"