Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

Buttons the Cat: Fellas, stop fighting! Here Gus, care for a crab juice?

[Mia]

Gus the Gator: Stop patronizing me! I don't want your stinkin' crab juice!

[Mia]

Hey Mia, let's sneak out of here. This mall is more like a zoo.

[Mia]

Aww, but I was enjoying the show! * sips crab juice *

[Mia]

Seriously??? Why did you buy that???

[Mia]

Because the alternative was Mountain Dew.

[Mia]

Fair enough. Let's get out of here before the animals come to blows.

[Mia]

And that ends the story of me going to the mall with myself

[Mia]

I could write a whole book about going to the mall to be honest

[Mia]

But would anyone read it, that is the question

[Mia]

I highly doubt very many people would find it interesting

[Mia]

I made over 100 chat posts by myself

[Mia]

I'm just waiting for my boyfriend to come home

[Mia]

Because I'm just chit chatting with myself

[Mia]

It's not exactly the peak of entertainment

[Mia]

I don't know what else to do right now

[Mia]

If I had 2 monitors, I would play coloring pixels

[Mia]

My desk isn't big enough for 2 monitors

[Mia]

Well it might be, but I wouldn't have room for all this other stuff

[Mia]

I should really clean my desk sometime, it's kind of cluttered