Let's get this thread to a million pages!

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Gus the Gator: Oh, I am the janitor. What's the problem?

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What's the problem??? You're the janitor and you're peeing in the fountain!!!

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Gus the Gator: Who cares? I'm an alligator, I'm used to peeing in water.

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But it's unsanitary and disgusting!

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Gus the Gator: How? It's not like I'm peeing on the floor where people walk.

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You have a point, but I still say it's disgusting doing that in public!

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Gus the Gator: Well if someone would thank me for cleaning the bathrooms, maybe I would use them.

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But the bathrooms are filthy! I went there right when we came in!

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Gus the Gator: Well if people would thank me, maybe I would clean them!

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Just how on Earth did pee get on the ceiling??? I used my glow in the dark light

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Gus the Gator: Do I look like I keep track of where people pee?

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Obviously not if you're going into a public fountain.

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Gus the Gator: Look, I'll go check the security tapes at the end of the shift and see who it was.

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You keep a security camera in the bathroom??? What is wrong with you???

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Gus the Gator: Look pal, I'm a gator. My standards for ethical practices are pretty low.

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Why can't you be more like Buttons and Maxwell over there? Look, Maxwell's even wearing a suit and tie!

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Gus the Gator: Yeah yeah, why can't the gators be more like the raccoons of the world? Stealing garbage and causing a raucous!

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Maxwell the Raccoon: Excuse me, but I can hear you talking about me.

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Gus the Gator: Nice suit! Did you dig that out of a dumpster recently?

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Maxwell the Raccoon: That's pretty high talk for a public urinator.