Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

I could probably go for 10000, to be honest.

[Mia]

Then I could be in a club all to my own.

[Mia]

Nobody else has 10000 posts in a thread yet.

[Mia]

9821 hammers

So let's do it then.

[Mia]

9822 hammers

This will be as easy as pie.

[Mia]

9823 hammers

Mmm... pie.

[Mia]

9824 hammers

Nat King Cole stuck his finger in the pie and yanked out the bird.

[Mia]

9825 hammers

How can a lamb put Humpty Dumpty back together? He ain't got fingers.

[Mia]

9826 hammers

Shh, be quiet! You're gonna wake up the baby!

[Mia]

9827 hammers

THE BABY'S ON THE ROOF!!!

[Mia]

9828 hammers

You know, if you take everything I've accomplished in my entire life and condensed it down into one day, it looks decent.

[Mia]

9829 hammers

But I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate! I got it all!

[Mia]

9830 hammers

I'm just quoting random things now.

[Mia]

9831 hammers

Whatever gets me from point a to point b.

[Mia]

9832 hammers

Blah blah blarmaggeddon.

[Mia]

9833 hammers

Page 661, almost to the evil evil.

[Mia]

9834 hammers

Not quite to the evil evil yet.

[Mia]

9835 hammers

What am I supposed to say?

[Mia]

9836 hammers

You can say whatever you want, you dullard.

[Mia]

9837 hammers

Do you really need to insult me?