Let's get this thread to a million pages!

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1949 dreams

I wonder what the year 1949 was like.

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1950 dreams

It's the year Junior Mints were introduced.

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1951 dreams

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1952 dreams

Every time I think of Junior Mints, I think of that scene where Kramer drops one in that guy

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1953 dreams

Ohhh!!!!! DOLORES!

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1954 dreams

"Well who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious!"

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1955 dreams

It was an ad disguised as an episode, but it was still hilarious.

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1956 dreams

Alright, what was invented in 1956?

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1957 dreams

The hard disk drive.

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1958 dreams

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1959 dreams

Yes, I realize that's a floppy disk, not a hard drive disk.

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1960 dreams

Isn't it funny how we still use the floppy disk today as the save icon?

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1961 dreams

Wake me up

Wake me up inside!

I can't wake up

Wake me up ins-

SAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE

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1962 dreams

We're closer to the year 2079 than 1962.

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1963 dreams

I never understood why people say we're "closer" when referring to things that have passed. Time can only go forward, how could something in the past be closer?

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1964 dreams

Closer to present time, I suppose.

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1965 dreams

Why didn't you think of that, you numbskull?

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1966 dreams

Hey, my skull isn't numb! I'm suing you for slander!

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1967 dreams

Wait, is it possible to sue yourself for slander?

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1968 dreams

Maybe in New Hampshire it is, I've never been there.