Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

Woo-hoo! You should be in Cannonball Run!

[Mia]

I love to sit.

[Mia]

Your driving is adequate, but lacks passion.

[Mia]

Uh, it was like that when I got here.

[Mia]

Oh, I forgot my mission.

[Mia]

Walk?! That wasn't part of the deal!

[Mia]

Oh, yeah... stretch the legs and the crotch!

[Mia]

I wish I had a dog with a saddle.

[Mia]

Oh, I wanted a peanut!

[Mia]

Now where am I going to put all of these things.

[Silky Silver]

That's the wrong side!

[Mia]

That's the wrong side!

[Mia]

Hee-hee! You're dumber than me!

[Mia]

What part of "get in" don't you understand?

[Mia]

The door is locked and I'm too lazy to open it.

[Mia]

Now, this is the perfect example, of that my car will NEVER work in this country.

[Mia]

...And people say I'm slow. Wait a minute! That was an insult!

[Mia]

2, 4, 6, 8! You suck! I'm great! La-da! Da-da! You are the one... I... hate...

[Mia]

2, 4, 6, 8! You suck! I'm great! La-da! Da-da! You! I hate!

[Mia]

He used a cheat code!