Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

I'd rather not get either

[4h3y]

guys can we make it to 20 broken posts?

[Mia]

But if I had to choose, I'd rather not get paper cuts I guess

[Sunlight1232]

I do feel like stubbing your toe definitely hurts more. Particularly if barefoot or socked.
Paper cuts are probably more dangerous due to infection but I'd still take that.

[Mia]

I changed it to 50 posts per page for the time being, so I can actually see most of the current page

[Mia]

I had a really weird dream where I was trying to run away to the park by hopping neighbor's fences. The dogs in the yards kept trying to get me, so I had to kick them off. Then a horrified witness called the cops on me, and a cop started hopping fences coming after me. I started hopping fences back to my husband so I could give him a hug and tell him I'm sorry. He tried preventing the cops from arresting me, which got both of us thrown in jail. And then jail was this fancy place where it basically looked like a comfy bedroom, and they would bring in food and sing a song.

[Mia]

There were a lot more details, but my memory isn't so good

[Silky Silver]

That's a very nice dream... the cops never catch me in mine

[Mia]

Is there any way to hypnotize myself to where I think I'm sleeping, but I'm actually at work earning money

[Mia]

I can't figure it out just yet, so I better get going

[dotime]

I love how this movie looks like...

[Silky Silver]

Zen mode

[dotime]

test, why does jiggmin2.com do not really load well

[Resarekt]

What're you gonna use it for?

Honestly just baking stuff! Gotta get the ingredients first though lol

[Mia]

Nutritional yeast

[Mia]

2 cars in a row thought it would be hysterical to shout "GO FASTER!!!!!" at me while I was biking on the side of the road

I don't like biking on the road any more than they do, but that street has no bike path. So boo hoo

[dotime]

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[Mia]

spa

[Mia]

pie

[dotime]

Pooping is the key to happy.