Let's get this thread to a million pages!

**skiward** · 16th January 2022, 7:15 PM

jjj

**Mia** · 17th January 2022, 3:08 PM

Tell me more

**Mia** · 18th January 2022, 5:11 AM

**Different**

(18th January 2022, 5:11 AM)Mystery Wrote:

Idk who's dumber... Homer or Peter from family guy. Who gives away the deed to their house for a piece of software lmfao! ?

**Lego-man945** · 18th January 2022, 4:09 PM

(18th January 2022, 3:15 PM)Different Wrote: Idk who's dumber... Homer or Peter from family guy. Who gives away the deed to their house for a piece of software lmfao! ?

Everybody but you apparently :/
(hands over deed)

**Mia** · 18th January 2022, 7:19 PM

He didn't give away his deed, he added a fifth mortgage. Just like some people do to survive the US healthcare system.

**Mia** · 18th January 2022, 7:20 PM

But let's be realistic, people in 2022 can't afford houses in the first place.

**Mia** · 18th January 2022, 7:21 PM

**Master Raiden** · 18th January 2022, 7:36 PM

If Homer can get a degree in Nuclear Physics, you can do anything.

Also, this is probably one of my favorite Simpsons clips:

**Mia** · 18th January 2022, 7:53 PM

I love The Simpsons so much, I could link clips from it all day

**Mia** · 18th January 2022, 8:14 PM

**Tro** · 19th January 2022, 7:07 PM

this post counts for 999999 pages of posts

**Mia**

This is the most unrealistic movie scene I've seen

**Mia** · 21st January 2022, 9:45 AM

Dude goes flying off of the top of a skyscraper into a dumpster and casually says "I lived."

**Mia**

(21st January 2022, 9:43 AM)Mystery Wrote:

This is the most unrealistic movie scene I've seen

(21st January 2022, 9:45 AM)Mystery Wrote: Dude goes flying off of the top of a skyscraper into a dumpster and casually says "I lived."

It reminds me of Home Alone where Marv steps on a nail and it sinks all the way through his foot

That scene makes me cringe so hard

**Mia** · 23rd January 2022, 2:22 PM

My whole life lately has been

"I just have to make it through this week"
"Yaaay, it's the weekend!"
"I just have to make it through this week"
"Yaaay, it's the weekend!"
"I just have to make it through this week"
"Yaaay, it's the weekend!"

**Mia** · 24th January 2022, 10:54 AM

Baby's Day Out does have some funny lines though

"I worked at Burger King for three years! This is worse than that!"

**Mia** · 24th January 2022, 10:55 AM

"Maybe he went down a rabbit hole."

"Are you always this stupid, or are you just pretending?"

**Mia** · 24th January 2022, 10:56 AM

"Shhhhh, quiet! You're gonna wake up the baby!"

"THE BABY'S ON THE ROOF!!!!!"

**Mia** · 24th January 2022, 10:58 AM

*bites fingernails and spits them out*

"Do you gotta do that?"

"I like to look nice."

"You gotta spit?"

"I don't know about you, but I don't like eating pieces of my body."