Let's get this thread to a million pages!

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Type shi

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I died last year at the age of 97; am I too old to be saying type shi?

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Perhaps my mind is too slow to keep up with these conversations nowadays. Am I a boomer?

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I feel immense guilt every time I vote someone out

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Oh, my fragile heart

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Though your heart may feel beleaguered by despondency

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trust that through the crucible of this separation

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your resilience will burgeon

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and the tapestry of your future will be adorned

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with newfound strength

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and profound clarity

[Mia]

3 eyes but your lifespan is shortened by 15 years

Can one of the eyes be in the back of my head

[Mia]

Imagine how useful that would be, like having a rear view mirror built in

[Mia]

My phone's underlining correctly-spelled words and suggesting typos

paycho

[Mia]

Newfoundland

[Mia]

Labrador

[Mia]

I want to harness a bluetooth speaker to my bike and play this around town

I did it, it was funny

[Mia]

Are you ever afraid during the winter that an icicle will break off of an overhang and pierce through your eye?

Maybe that's just me

[Mia]

My cat likes the bouncing DVD logo

[Mia]

She's my little tayto