Last post wins!

[Lego-man945]

These threads are honestly pretty crap. They're filled with nothing but meaningless posts. When you come onto a forum, hoping that the most recent post is something meaningful and actually contributes to the community, you get this absolutely useless schlock instead. And it's always for some kind of unfun goal. "Last post wins!" is one example, of course, but you've got crap like "add up a useless number or subtract up a useless number" or "can we get to a million pages!" It's nothing! GaiaOnline's already got you beat in that category (they actually got to a million pages, and it only took around a DECADE) and the dying Jiggmin community's got such a tiny little population in comparison. It's fruitless. I remember back in the good ol' days we had games that engaged the community. Stuff like FinalCheetah's versions of Roll to Dodge. Definitely not those two times were I did it though, sheesh. What an absolute disaster that was. I missed out on the last days of Jiggmin's Village all becuase I abandoned the community over a freakin' forum game I didn't feel like upholding. If you wanna talk more about Roll to Dodge and choking, I believe back when RtD 4 was a thing, everyone was fightin' Dreadcat and shit, and my character's got some affinity for technology. The final boss is made of freakin' technology! And you know what I did? I didn't use my dismantle skill at all! I blew it for everyone! I think we all died! It was horrendous, just a straight up disaster. And there was other stuff, too. Lots of contests. Contests that would win you exclusive PR2 parts even though they had nothing to do with PR2 at all. Couldn't name specific examples off of the top of my head but there were a few. Really biased towards the talented or beloved bunch on JV, and they got showered in delicious flash game vectors. I only think I won the Epic Stick set due to a "Style of the Week" contest once, and that was pretty rad. Still got that today. But I really do wish I could nab that Bubble Set nowadays. That angry ass lookin' Bubble Head is something to envy. 75% of the userbase nowadays already has one because they're so dang dedicated, simming on their rank 75 accounts. You know what I was grinding when people were simming on PR2? Futurism. Now that was a damn good game. Loved the card system, loved how you could customize like EVERYTHING. I was the king of it. Me and that fella Nerdon, with his spider deck and my Kirby deck. Got a Hypernova Kirby with the Abomination ability and I stalled for hours with that. Was playing until 4:00am in the morning, just on Futurism, me and Nerdon (and yes, it's Nerdon, Nedron). I miss that guy. I added him onto Steam. We even made our own guides! And a Futurism Competitive League! Then one day, I go to play and I can't do it. It's all gone. Same thing with Luna, whatever that was. And, dude, do you remember that Platform Racing 4 teaser? "Light Breakers?" I really want to know what that means but I can't, because Jiggmin's a lazy boy and also won't accept any pull requests on GitHub for a guy attempting to revive his magnum opus. Can't even finish my levels for Campaign of the Month because I can't save anything, and I can't even groove to Paradise on E because of it. Going back to the whole Jiggmin shut down, we all had to move onto Acid. But we also realized that people grew older. And older people don't like playing decade-old flash games. They like computers. They'll point out your ignorance on computers and be showered in those delicious thanks. Also, political debates too. Goodness, I need to get to deleting a lot of posts on Acid because it's all just uninformed political conjecture with people who are way smarter and way more informed than me. I just wish we could all be one big happy family again with all of the old members, but they have their own lives, their own interests. Jiggmin's moved on, really, even it doesn't seem like that wholly. He's a married man with a beautiful wife, and probably a full-time job. I remember on Freegoo.se, I helped prove that Clockwork88 (think that was Jiggmin's wife's username?) was indeed the legit thing. "Faker than a $6.50 bill!" I remember that ax6 guy saying on Acid. I even got my name on that timestamp. That really brightened up my day, but...since then, not much has progressed. I wish I was there for when grahn.io popped up. Not like it matters anyways, because there hasn't been a blog posted up there in ages. I just want to be in another Jiggy golden age, with Motley Mondays and Baking Games the Hard Way, the whole lot. And a new Platform Racing to bind us all together. I really do hope that Jiggmin is working on PRF in secret, but considering his GitHub tells the truth, it doesn't seem that way. He's got that multiplayer server going, which definitely does seem like he's developing it to be used on PRF and other projects, but that's not really advancing too much. Tthere are some things I can hope for, however. I hope Jiggmin can accept the pull requests of bls on the regular. Also, huge shoutouts for being even more of a Jiggmin fanatic than I am and making a super faithful website and fixing all of Jiggmin's older games in addition to taking the reigns on PR2 and updating it pretty much singlehandedly. Sure, his efforts might not be perfect, but they're inspiring. Even got Jiggmin to actually post here, which is something Acid Forums couldn't do. Anyways, yeah, the Github thing. That's what we're all waiting for now. And for Kongregate to promote PR2 again. Would be absolutely amazing to see full servers again. I gotta mention PR3R, too. Definitely a solid effort from PR3R's older players. Was more of a PR2 guy myself but PR3 innovated in so many ways - definitely some things from PR3 I want put into PR4. Again, if it happens. But really, not much else to say here. Glad I could vent a little bit. I just linger onto this community because it's the best damn online community I've ever been to. So much passion, so much love, all for just a bunch of flash games. There's nothing on the internet like it, and I bet there won't be anything like it ever again. God damn.

Anyways I win at always dying
(edit) thought this was the 3 word story thread...