RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
And then I turned into Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
The pelican knocked a boulder off a hill and the boulder started rolling towards me.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
So I sidestepped the boulder with an epic dive to the left.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
That's when I realized the boulder was rolling towards a village of Yoshis.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
So I phoned up the Yoshi mayor and warned them to evacuate their citizens.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
But the mayor was asleep, that's when I realized what I had to do.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
I hopped into a B-17 Bomber produced by Mattel back in the 80s.
Warning: swears
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
And I bombed that boulder into a thousand pieces.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
That's when a giant chunk of amethyst came out of the boulder.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
I took it to Pawn Stars and they said the best they could give me was $5 and not a penny more.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
So I took their $5 and invested in 50 shares of SHLDQ stock.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
Well at least, I tried to. A gypsy woman pulled me aside and asked me for $5 because she was homeless.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
She had a good singing voice, so I gave it to her.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
That's when a blacksmith ran up to me and said "get some help".
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
So I got some help at the library's reference desk.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
But I kept hearing these really loud crunching noises coming from way over on the other side.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
That's when I decided to hit the streets again, and what did I see?
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
It was my good friend Jack, so I slapped him five.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
That's when I went into an antique store looking for a faberge egg.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
So I went to the man running the stand and said hey (bum bum bum) got any eggs?
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